The Birth of Mesonak

"So one day before Christmas, when I was carrying a christmas tree home, Var, Mini, Dar, a kung-fu stickman, a dog, a cat, Master Chief, Anon, Santa Claus, Darth Vader and Homer Simpson all ganged up on me..."
 * --Invi

This all happened when Var's brother, Minivan altered history by saying that various people were Mesonak's dad. On Christmas Eve, 1997, Tenebrae Invictus was already past his teens (because history could not bear having a 2 year old being the target of this gang) was carrying home a Christmas tree with two guys humping it when Var, Mini, Dar, a kung-fu stickman, a dog, a cat, Master Chief, Anon, Santa Claus, Darth Vader and Homer Simpson all ganged up on Invictus and gang raped him.

He ordered for abortion, but they ripped out the growing Meso and stuck him in a woman. And that would explain how Mesonak is today. He was later adopted by a BZPC member named UK/UR.