Minivan

Minivan, or Mini for short, is Var's brother. He is famous for introducing many new words to the BZPC vernacular, including "scramman," "hluk hogan," and "no never tbaged me var." His most notable contribution, however, was informing the BZPC community of the story of Mesonak's birth.

He has disappeared since the days of the second BZPC, but legends state he will return someday to save us all from proper spelling.